i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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