oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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