I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
My pussy is not your playground.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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