Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the condom got lost in my hair
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
