If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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