is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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