I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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