just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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