I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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