I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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