I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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