it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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