question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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