So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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