He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
How external is "for external use only"?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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