Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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