So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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