I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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