Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
soo... how was my night?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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