Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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