During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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