ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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