I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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