Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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