So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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