OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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