So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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