i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
bring money and cleavage
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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