Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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