My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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