I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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