Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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