I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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