I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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