we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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