I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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