the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
