I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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