WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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