think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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