you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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