people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I didn't notice because vodka
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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