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i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A bitchslap is in order.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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