Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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