I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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