This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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