Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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