She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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