Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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