I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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