i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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