You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we have officially lost it.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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