my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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