I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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