so let's talk penis.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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